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Scottish Biology class

Posted by Andy 'Macca' McCann on February 10, 2015 at 1:50 AM

A biology exam...

 

 

This is straight from Scotland where students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.

 

The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.

The question was worth 70 points.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.

However, he wrote:

 

1) It is perfect formula for the child.

2) It provides immunity against several diseases.

3) It is always the right temperature.

4) It is inexpensive.

5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

 

7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it

 

He got an ‘A’..!

 

 

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