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My girls night out

Posted by Andy 'Macca' McCann on February 10, 2015 at 7:05 PM

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls'.

 I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

 Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.

Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.

 Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

 Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

 I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

 (Even when totally smashed.... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos total 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

 The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in?

 I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.

 Whew, I got away with that one!


Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock!'

When I asked him why, he said,

 "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."



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