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Turpentine

Posted by Andy 'Macca' McCann on March 22, 2015 at 7:05 PM

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

 

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

 

The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'

 

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

 

The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!'

 

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